Monday, June 23, 2008




Well, we made it through another weekend. Another week is upon us. My, how fast the weekend flew by. It's almost July and soon the summer will be gone. I know ZIP YOUR MOUTH JOANNE right? Sometimes I can't keep up, life passes by way to fast.

I was with one of my closest friends over the weekend. We had lunch and went shopping. The typical girly thing to do, right? We have not spent much time together with her life crazy and my life is just busier than it's ever been.I will never complain about that. She talked about her husband and her sex life. She told me her sex life was getting dull several months ago so, she came to me. All my friends come to me for relationship advice or sex advice. Like I'm suppose to be an expert (winks). I told her that she needs to make her sex life more exciting. Do more spontaneous things. Wake up in the middle of the night and give him a blow job. Guys love that, right? Hell yes they do.
She told me that they love to role play and over the past several months there sex life has improved greatly. They wear custumes and really act out the part. She told me that last week her husband was the cable guy and actually had a clip board when she opened the front door. I started cracking up because the way she was telling me the story was hysterical. But here's the thing with all laughing aside, I thought that was great that they can do that with one another. That brought back the "zing" in thier marriage. They couldn't be happier.
Maybe I will find a guy someday that is open like that. Till then it's back to my toy box!

Have a wonderful week!
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Friday, June 6, 2008

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

Sunday Afternoon....

Well, it's another Sunday. It's nice where I live today. I find myself inside doing those dreaded Sunday chores. I would much rather be outside on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. Who's up for a romantic picnic in the park and a long boat ride to top off the fun filled afternoon? I know I would much rather being doing that than doing dishes. Ughhh. I want to slip on my new pink bikini I bought last week and get a nice tan. Sound fun? What are you up to today, I wonder? I at least hope it's better than what I am doing!

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

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Sunday, December 23, 2007

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Monday, November 26, 2007

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